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shovel needs a haircut. and some anti-neon tape. and dave is far more metro than i am. and the shop smells like grease. grease is the word. not the musical. its the word. its the time its the place. shovel needs to stop feeling 15 year olds and concentrate on grease. and cairns likes fish. new random bullshit time. anthony is a salty fuck of a bastard. he loves salt. i caught him out jerking off while staring at a salt shaker. and he doesnt shower, because he will dissolve. so he showers in semen. fuck yeah. dehney does stinky shits. cairns equals a short fuse. james has a fringe. an emo fringe. lets fight! and tristan is a piece of shit...